Now I have found my feet at ‘The Cottage On The Green’ so to speak I thought I’d take this opportunity to interview my big sister …. Neurotic Cat
Neurotic Cat on her very first day at ‘The Cottage On The Green’
Me …Welcome to my blog Neurotic Cat, is it OK if I ask you a few questions about your life, career and time at ‘The Cottage’ ?
Cat … Thank you for the invite, of course ask away
Me… So Neurotic Cat how long have you lived at the cottage ?
Cat … I arrived exactly a year ago, from the next village, I was being bullied by my fellow felines and was becoming very anxious causing me to over groom, old mum knew Mrs P & Beloved were looking for a new cat after the loss of their much-loved puss, and the rest as they say is history
Me…. Were you the only pet at ‘The Cottage’ ?
Cat …No, Old Dog was still around then, a great brute of a rottweiler like you are going to be
Me ….I’m Head Of Security, do you have a job ?
Cat … Of course…I guard Beloveds Man Cave
From my vantage point I can supervise all the goings on, NO ONE and I mean no one gets past me
Me …I know you are my BIG sister, but you’re not bigger than me, so I presume you are waayyyy older than me ?
Cat … I’m 5, I’ll never be bigger than you, but I’m still your boss
Me…( We’ll see about that Miss Know it all ) How come you get to sleep on a Victorian nursing chair in Mrs P’s & Beloveds bedroom ?
Cat … Awww bless, you have sooo much to learn, it’s MY chair-room that happens to have a bed in it that Mrs P & Beloved sleep in
Me … Will I ever get to sleep in your chair-room ?
Cat … No
Me .. Why doesn’t Mrs P ever take you for a walk ?
Cat … I’m independent, and I’m sensible enough to be allowed out alone
Me …Will I ever be able to go out alone ?
Cat … No
Me .. Can I ask why you are ……………Like where are you going ?? you can’t just walk off ……. for your information cat you were boring me first !!!!!!
… I think we are done here, you are not nearly as much fun as I thought you would be, unless your up the tree and I’m sat at the bottom waiting for you to run the gauntlet to get to the kitchen door first