Hold On A Minute

Hello, Neurotic cat here,

I have hacked K9’s blog to put the record straight !!! I still can’t believe he’s blaming me for Yesterdays Antics you must all know that he’s a great big bundle of mischief ..  every morning this is what I have to put up with

"What yer doin?"

“What yer doin?”

He’s just sooo jealous of my 5 pounds of cuteness, I also have the run of the house, I even get to sleep on a Victorian nursing chair in Mrs P’s and Beloveds bedroom – which he HATES as he’s not even allowed upstairs – anyhoo back to yesterday – he’s blaming me because he doesn’t want to be in trouble AGAIN !!!! just because he’s been good for a few days does not mean he can blame me when he has a lapse, all I can say is ….

"And you ...you can go forth"

“And you K9  …you can go forth”   OMGoodness just look at my hair I’m covered in sticky buds  –  CUT  –  stop taking photos, where is my stylist ??

Neurotic Cat Is Very Naughty

While I was enjoying my mid morning snooze Neurotic Cat crept in made a huge mess then ran away …

Look what she did ..cat litter every where !!

Look what she did … cat litter every where !!

It wasn't me .. I just can't get my breath ..why would she do this ??

It wasn’t me .. I just can’t get my breath ..why would she do this ??

She even had the nerve to spread the shredded bag around me to set me up !!

She even had the nerve to spread the shredded bag around me to set me up !!

I'll help you

Don’t worry Mrs P I’ll help you clean it up

Ruddy cat

Boys Together

I get to spend way too much quite a lot of time with Mrs P, but not this week, Beloved has been chilling with me this week, we’ve had long walks in the countryside, he took me dog training …where I was VERY good !!! Then this morning he said lets head into town

I'm up for going out with Beloved so I threw my self into the car with abandon

I’m up for going out with Beloved so I threw my self into the car with abandon

Mrs P waved us off then out of the corner of my eye I saw THE CAT

cat laughing at Oscar
NOoooooooooooooooo my boy bits gone for ever !!!!!!!

I swear if I come back from the V.E.T.S. wearing the lampshade of shame I’ll never speak to the pair of them ever again