Now I have found my feet at ‘The Cottage On The Green’ so to speak I thought I’d take this opportunity to interview my big sister …. Neurotic Cat
Me …Welcome to my blog Neurotic Cat, is it OK if I ask you a few questions about your life, career and time at ‘The Cottage’ ?
Cat … Thank you for the invite, of course ask away
Me… So Neurotic Cat how long have you lived at the cottage ?
Cat … I arrived exactly a year ago, from the next village, I was being bullied by my fellow felines and was becoming very anxious causing me to over groom, old mum knew Mrs P & Beloved were looking for a new cat after the loss of their much-loved puss, and the rest as they say is history
Me…. Were you the only pet at ‘The Cottage’ ?
Cat …No, Old Dog was still around then, a great brute of a rottweiler like you are going to be
Me ….I’m Head Of Security, do you have a job ?
Cat … Of course…I guard Beloveds Man Cave
Me …I know you are my BIG sister, but you’re not bigger than me, so I presume you are waayyyy older than me ?
Cat … I’m 5, I’ll never be bigger than you, but I’m still your boss
Me…( We’ll see about that Miss Know it all ) How come you get to sleep on a Victorian nursing chair in Mrs P’s & Beloveds bedroom ?
Cat … Awww bless, you have sooo much to learn, it’s MY chair-room that happens to have a bed in it that Mrs P & Beloved sleep in
Me … Will I ever get to sleep in your chair-room ?
Cat … No
Me .. Why doesn’t Mrs P ever take you for a walk ?
Cat … I’m independent, and I’m sensible enough to be allowed out alone
Me …Will I ever be able to go out alone ?
Cat … No
Me .. Can I ask why you are ……………Like where are you going ?? you can’t just walk off ……. for your information cat you were boring me first !!!!!!
… I think we are done here, you are not nearly as much fun as I thought you would be, unless your up the tree and I’m sat at the bottom waiting for you to run the gauntlet to get to the kitchen door first