The Drop Zone

Mrs P came teetering into the lounge last night to announce supper was oh so nearly ready

This is how Mrs P thinks she looks...all glamorous like

This is how Mrs P thinks she looks…all glamorous like

In reality she is wearing her dog walking jeans (no that’s not a marketing brand) a warm cuddly fleece, and her all terrain clod hopper slippers, oh and if that doesn’t complete the picture she has hat hair as we had not long since arrived home from a brisk evening walk in freezing temperatures, on making her announcement regarding supper, she pirouettes to leave the room, when shock horror she stumbles on a half chewed bone …..the tea towel she was daintily clutching to her bosom flutters from her grasp and begins its downward spiral to the ground.

Mrs P and Beloved simultaneously inhale virtually sucking all the oxygen from the room and upon exhaling synchronise their scream of “Nnooooo”

Me ?? I beg my beating heart to be still “Yessssss” the tea towel has entered ‘The Drop Zone’ where all is fair in love and war….

Beloved & I lock eyes which can only mean one thing ‘GAME ON’ the quest for the first person to claim the tea towel is on,

See Tom Daley diving ... Well Beloved put the man to shame as he launched himself from the sofa

See Tom Daley diving … Well Beloved put the man to shame as he launched himself from the sofa

Mrs P ??

Well she launched into Ninja Cat mode in her bid for the prize

She descended into Ninja Cat mode in her bid for the prize

Me ??

I resorted to the swift grace of Usain Bolt

I resorted to the swift grace of Usain Bolt

Call in next time to see who retains the title of ‘The Keeper Of The Tea Towel’ when the epic battle will be continued in full glorious technicolour

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12 thoughts on “The Drop Zone

  1. Oscar this is absolutely hilarious 😀 😀 😀 I’m sure Mr & Mrs P had forgotten how much fun it is to have a pup in the house…and indeed how many acrobatic moves they will be required to excecute until you are fully trained LOL I can’t wait for the next instalment 😉

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  2. Pingback: The Drop Zone Part 2 | A Rottweiler at The Cottage On The Green

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